Yesterday afternoon, after spending a glorious three hours in Barnes and Nobles, I went to a Jewelry Store. To be honest, I am not much of a diamond and watch lover, so while my parents viewed the collection of ring shiners and kits, I entertained myself by counting the dots on the floor. That is when I heard the most marvelous thing: A voice like none other, one that every person in the whole, entire world would recognize in a second. I looked up, prepared to ask Jimmy Fallon what on Earth he was doing in Arizona, when I caught my eye on the man talking to my mother and father. And he was not Jimmy Fallon. But he sounded like Jimmy Fallon. I spent the rest of the hour trying to get the nerve up to ask him whether or he was related to the famous talk show host and SNL legend.